You are my favourite searchqueies

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Ok, sorry to talk about it so often, but some searchqueries are so good darn good. Because people come to my site with them, I also shall try to help from now on. Here’s a few:

how to tell if im getting somewhere with a woman

This is so NOT the place to come to if You want a good answer to that. But I’ll try to help! If she don’t hit, kick or bite you when You try to kiss her, You’re probarly doin something right. This doesn’t count if she’s sleeping though. Of course You can’t begin kissing totally strange women on the street just to see if You’re getting somewhere. If a girl looks at you for more than 8 seconds, and you’re not wearing a funny hat, it might be appropriate to introduce yourself

im bored on speed

Im awfully sorry to hear that! Do You use enough speed? Perhaps some other kind of stimulantia would suit your needs. Good Luck!

body is an amusement park

Yes it is. Sometimes, it’s not a popular amusementpark. But, to see it on the good side: You don’t have to wait to long to get in. Don’t get me wrong there please.

You are my favourite waste of time

Why!!! Thank You!

“body buildning” +”nude” +”girls”

Im really, really sorry to say this, but nothing on this site would be of any help. I might advice You to go to the library though. They have all sorts of stuff

Just like that, this site got e-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n-a-l

av Max @ 19:03:07

Crime makes the web funny

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For the first time, somebody has actually stolen something that I’ve created. What im talking about is the text to my 404 not found page (see it here). The person who borrowed the text can be found here.

For thoose of you who didn’t know, a 404 not found page is a page which pops up when you for example have typed the wrong adress. Actally, there are alot of errorcodes, but I won’t get into detail here. Im a melancholic weblogger after all, not a teacher.

I encourage stealing things from my page. Stealing, borrowing, copying the work from others is what drives the web forward. There is no copyright. There is only me.

I hope I won’t get into trouble for saying stuff like that. I reserve the right to totally change my mind and say the opposite.

[Update: The page has aparraently disappered. It’s only says “Fuck You” now.]

av Max @ 12:26:41