I think this one and this one is actually the same person. Why I’ve come to this conclusion I do not know. It’s just something…
I’ve actually opened the door for two girls in bathrobes. I’ve also opened the for another girl who wanted to borrow a wineopener, and a couple of weeks later she wanted some aspirin. She don’t have anything to do with the others though, but she is my closest neighbour and not by far, unattractive.
One of the reasons for the girls in bathrobes, is that my (and their) shower is in the basement. I live in an old building, and obviously they took their showers in the basement back then (my toilet is in a wardrobe). So the girls sometimes forget their keys, and that’s when Yours truly becomes intresting. It’s nothing more than that Im afraid.
But, never say never.
Let’s say it’s friday evening. The bathrobe girls decide to take a shower. We’ve all had a couple drinks, because it’s friday. When they reach the basement (both of them at the same time) they notice that they’ve forgotten their keys.
“Ohh, what should we do now”, they cry
“Maybe that nice, attractive and intelligent neighbour is home!”
“My God it’s hot in this loosely tied bathrobe”, they both complain.
And then my girlfriend calls up and say “Don’t fantasize about thoose things. Things don’t happen like that exept in Hollywood Adult Movies, and Hollywood is a ocean and a continent away.”
It’s to bad she reminded me, because I just got working on what the aspirin girl could add to ths dream.
av Max @ 15:52:47 i Old diary | länk | Prat (0)
Bee vs dog
My dog (or to be more accurate my mothers dog), got stung by a bee. He often chase insects of different kinds. I told my mother to give him water and keep him still. My mother said he’s a dog – he has problems lying still. He’s stupid even for being a dog.
I always think water is the cure for various diseases and wounds in general. But, if it’s hangover, then nothing will do but crisps and milk. Have another drink is another obvious cure, but I wouldn’t recommend doing it to often.
I care very much for my dog, i hope he will be alright and that this situation has been a lesson for him.
av Max @ 15:07:33 i Old diary | länk | Prat (0)
Bookmark me down Scotty
I’ve had theese three weblog links for centuries now. The reason is of course that Im terrible lazy. Whats worse is that I know Im lazy and I never do anything about it.
Anyway – I’ve added three more intresting blog’s that I both enjoy reading, and looking at – they’re all beutyfully designed. Actually, most blogs I see out there is well designed. I don’t know why. Is every weblogger a ace designer, or do I feel that every weblog look pretty compared to mine?
Enough talking – heres the three that from now on have the doubleedged pleasure of being constant bookmarks at my site.
alttext
bitchquick
haidi.org
av Max @ 10:42:37 i Old diary | länk | Prat (0)