Im so happy it’s friday.
Im so happy my wallet isn’t empty.
Im so happy the tropical heat has disapperaed.
Im so, so happy, im leaving this dump called work in a matter of minutes.
This really makes my life seam like a beutiful place.
There is hope.
av Max @ 16:57:19 i Old diary | länk | Prat (0)
I don’t know if I want to take a bath with You
OK, I give up – this is s-t-r-a-n-g-e, beyond recognition.
At 01.30 this night, someone knocked on my door. I woke up, didn’t know if I where going to open, but I looked for my clothes anyway (which I didn’t find).
When someone knocks on your door at that time, it’s rarely good news I thought.
The person only knocked one time, but I heard that something was “sneaked” down my mailbox. So I got up (after I heard someone using the stairs, and shutting the door.). I walked out in the hallway and saw a postcard on the floor.
Here’s what it said (complete with genuine underscores):
“Would You like to take a bath with me? Hugs, you neighbour”
She signed with her name (I’ll call her ms B), and my name was in the adress field.
I barely know who lives in my buildning. I know the janitor. He’s a nice guy and all and he doesn’t invite me to evening swims.
This is both freaking me out, while im kinda enjoying it. It’s typical, when im not seeing anybody, the girls barely look at me, but when im sorta dating a girl, they all want a piece of the action.
I mean, my body is an amusement park, free rides for everyone under normal circumstances (I’ll even buy the drinks), but now the park is closed for maintenance.
All I know is that she lives one floor above me. Why would she invite me to bathe with her? Does she have short arms and can’t rub her back properly when she wash herself? Has she seen me in the buildning and fallen madly in love with me? Is she just your everyday strange character who does theese sort of things once in a while?
Nothing good will come out of this. Bathe? Does she mean im dirty? I can be, if you want me to…
av Max @ 11:32:14 i Old diary | länk | Prat (1)